I knew of Lonely Island from the I Just Had Sex music video, and the LIKE A BOSS meme.
Why are they famous?
I watched almost all their videos and I have realized their songs suck. They have great music, mix it shitty lyrics. They have great feats, but the main vocals are just wtf. It's so disturbing.
BUT THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY. OKAY? Bye.
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'Yung nagcoconflict 'yung gusto kong ma-achieve sa gusto kong gawin. Gusto kong pumasa, ayokong mag-aral. LOL
INTO IT: ONE MORE CHANCE
Tatlong beses ko ng napanood ang One More Chance pero ngayon ko lang siya naintindihan. Kasi, dati ang iniisip ko: Putang ina. Bakit naman sila nag-break kung mahal nila ang isa't-isa. Ano bang problema ni Basha? Buti nga concerned na concerned sa kaniya si Popoy. Grabe lang, 'di nalang niya pinagbigyan si Basha para 'di nalang sila naghiwalay? Putang ina naman. Bakit siya nakipag-relasyon kung mahal niya talaga si Basha? Tapos, itong si Basha, makikipag-break tapos iiyak-iyak noong nakapag-move on na si Popoy. Putang ina, ang tanga ng movie na 'to.
Pero, hindi pala.
Iniwan ni Basha si Popoy kasi hindi niya alam kung 'yung ginagawa niya ay dahil gusto n'ya, or dahil alam niya na gusto ni Popoy, or dahil 'yun nga mismo ang sabi ni Popoy. Gusto niyang malaman kung ano ba talaga ang gusto niya sa buhay. Choice niyang malaman kung 'yun ba 'yung gusto niyang future, 'yung kasama si Popoy, or nasanay lang siya dahil sa katagal-tagal na five years din silang magkasama. She was brave enough na ipusta 'yung five years na 'yun para lang malaman 'yung gusto niya.
Si Popoy, hindi agad-agad nakapag-move on, kasi hindi niya naintindihan 'yung reason ni Basha. Ang alam niya lang, sawa na siya, nasasakal na sya. Ang boring niya naman kasi talagang boyfriend, controlling pa. Akala niya kasi 'yung ginagawa niya ay para rin sa ikabubuti nilang dalawa, 'yung lahat planado, practical, at logical.
Nag-snap nalang si Popoy noong dinala ni Basha si Mark. Naisip niyang 'yun na 'yung time mag-move on. Wala namang nangyayari talaga sa pagiging malungkot niya lang. 'Yun bang, kung siya magmo-move on, eh di, ikaw rin. Sa totoo lang, mas maraming taong ganon, makikipag-unahang makahanap ng bago. Competitive kasi talaga by nature ang tao.
Naniniwala ako na minahal niya si Trysha (oh, di ko alam spelling. hahaha). Kasi si Popoy, naisip niya na 'yung type ng person na kailangan niya is 'yung type of person na ginusto niya maging si Basya. Example, 'yung wanting to be spoiled ni Trysha na ayaw naman ni Basya. Tapos, syempre, nag-change in to the person Basha wanted him to be rin sya at the same time. Ganun 'ata talaga after a break up. If you truly loved your ex, maiisip mo 'yung mga dahilan bat kayo naghiwalay, at ia-avoid mo na 'yun. Ia-avoid mo 'yun para di ka na masaktan, at di ka na makasakit.
Ang masama lang, nag-assume si Basha. Dahil alam niyang mahal na mahal siya ni Popoy, akala niya, 'di ito magmo-move on. Eh di, naguho mundo niya nung nalaman niyang may bagong girlfriend na si ex boyfriend. Tsaka niya na-realize kung ano talaga 'yung gusto niya sa buhay. Gusto niya lahat ng meron siya at that moment, plus si Popoy.
Sabi nga ni Crissy (idk the spelling, lol), nangyari 'yun kasi si Basha lang 'yung nag-acknowledge ng problema nila. At nasaktan silang pareho. Pero ang naisip lang kasi ni Popoy, 'yung sarili niya, na nasasaktan siya. Hindi niya naisip agad na, baka nasasaktan din si Basha.
At ayun. Nag-sex sila, tapos okay na. De, joke lang. Nag-heart-to-heart talk naman sila after.
Ang galing.
Note lang, bakit si Basya naka-high-heeled shoes, nasa site. Tangina. Baka mahulog siya!!! Okay na rin na hindi ako naging Engineer. Baka matulad ako sakanya, less poise nga lang, Labels: #drama, #manic, %taglish, `films, `problem, into it
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A/N: In-case I bash either U-KISS or their title tack Neverland, do remember that U-KISS is my number three of three original fandoms. I love U-KISS and Shin DongHo. ♥ I've recently watched Peter Pan (the live action movie, and I must say Peter is so gwapo), Peter Pan: Return to Neverland, and TinkerBell. My idea of Neverland is pirates, treasures, Indians, mermaids, lost boys, fairies, faith, trust, and pixie dust. U-KISS' title track Neverland talks about a fantasy oh so modern. I was shocked. The childhood memories I rebuilt these past few days shattered to pieces. It's about "money, love, fashion, fame". I guess these are the new pirate ships, fairies, mermaids… :( The MV is so dark, macho, scary… yet, sexy. I have to say, girls would seriously go [insert naughty adjective here] over this MV. I know I did. My issues about childhood aside, everything seems okay. This kind of music on U-KISS is new to me, but, they pulled it off. Their outfit, uhm, I'll let it pass. Dongho's bowl cut, is out of place tho. OH! AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING MANLY. I love it. Now, on U-KISS as a group. I never liked Kiseop that much, but, I'm so proud of him. He finally, finally, got his lines. Lots of them, actually. His dancing is still great, too. He's become such a lovely man with such a lovely body. Good job! Soohyun's singing. Fuckyeah. That's it. I just typed Alexander's name, and, well… sad face. Dongho's rapping disturbs me. Why did he become a rapper? Not that there are too many rappers, with Eli and AJ in action. It's just, IDK, peculiar. He wasn't supposed to be a rapper. But then again, not because you weren't supposed to, doesn't mean you can't.
OVERALL: Neverland is right above the city sky, where the DJ puts the music on. We all have to party on. Da-da-dance a little more. Never stop moving to the never ending, blaring music. This is today's youth's fantasy. With sweaty handsome (half naked) Kpop Idols around. Labels: #cw, %english, `fandom, into it
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You guys know how I have issues, right? I srsly care about every little detail.
The cast line-up is great. Allex Pettyfer is freaking handsome, plus the abs multiplies everything to ten. Vanessa Hudgens, she's good. Neil Patrick Harris, he's awesome.
The story is, obviously, supposedly, modern Beauty and the Beast. Except, sometimes I wonder if who's who. KIDDING!
Lindy, Vanessa's character, is really selfish. She complains about her Dad a lot. She wants to be rid of her annoying Dad. Well, that's the message I got. And, I'm like, really? This is how the world sees the modern Belle? An ungrateful bitch? And, isn't her character supposed to be smart? The only proof she's smart was when she said she had a scholarship. Actually, she can get a scholarship for being a beggar. But, I'm sure that's not it.
And then there's this tiny line about missing school, which doesn't always mean missing having class and learning.
Couldn't they just let her like books instead of roses? I believe girls my age love books. Yes, I like roses and other flowers, but I prefer books. This movie's modern Belle is too girly, and not too smart. But, I guess, that's because her name's beauty, and not intellect.
Kyle, Alex's(?) character, is a little too nice, no? No, wait. Let's do this character on character.
to his Dad: too nice. He's sad about him not being around, but, no, he just wants attention and love that's pure. He doesn't order his Dad to be there. He just sits and waits. He's nice.
to the housekeeper and teacher: fairly nice. He screams when he complains. He complains. He's got a wide vocab on profanities. But he doesn't harass them. He tells them to do things that are in their job description. He's okay.
to Lindy: niiice~! Even before he transformed into a beast, he was flirting with her. He's nice.
to Kendra: bitch-ass mean.
So, is he really mean or not? Yes, he is arrogant, and a total ass, but, just to ugly people, right? Whew. I'm safe. Anyway, again, he should have had a little more temper to build up tension. All he did was complain, really: Not really scary or beast-like at all. But, maybe this means the modern Beast is arrogant, stuck-up, vain… but doesn't always mean harm to anyone? Does this mean, even if you're kind, if you're arrogant, you're still in the Beast category. I'm in the Beast category then? I'm a little bit confused. I refuse to just accept that he is a beast.
The romance in this movie is inappropriate. Again, this is modern Beauty and the Beast. I give them credit for trying to revive romance with long hand written love letter, poetry, flowers… Oh, and I love the part where he tries to buy her with expensive things, ends up with nothing; then he buys her with food, they end up friends. That one, my friends, is true. LOL. Kidding!
But, wait, the inappropriate part! I keep lagging. He takes her to the zoo. At night. When the zoo is closed. THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC. BUT THAT CERTAINLY IS TRESPASSING. Are you guys mental? Trespassing is illegal, it is a crime! NEVER BREAK INTO A ZOO.
And if we rewind, Kyle stalks Lindy. He knows where she lives. If you, dude, are taken aback with her beauty and whatnot, do not just follow her to her house, watch her from the ally, watch her buy coffee, visit her page all the fucking time you're online… Why not try talk to her? Yes, knowing what they're doing, what they're thinking is very much crucial to your life. But, srsly, do not stalk. It is not good.
This is not the modern love story. Trespassing is not romantic. Stalking is not romantic. :|
BUT, my issues aside, the movie was a great and fun way to spend some time. :))
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[original tiltle: I'll Walk to Hell with Glass Slippers]
I was reading The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault. Yes, I read or watch when I'm bored. I am for art and not for calculating velocities and forces. Anyways, the first story is everyone's favorite. Well, atleast I know we're all familiar with Cinderella, or the Little Glass Slipper. And, here I am again, being a "hater", being an "anti-fan". I have issues with fairy tales, I noticed. I will not stop myself and share my thoughts. Worship me, World.
This is the whole truth behind Cinderella's story...
Cinderella is actually a rich kid with a greedy step-mother and step sisters. Her dad is still alive. He just let Cinderella be a slave. Whattadad. Anyway, she was turned into an all-around maid, and she stayed nice to everyone.
What kind of a gentleman, as it was written in the story, would marry someone who was obviously a witch? He is Cinderella's father. He who was supposedly a gentleman let her suffer. He let her prepare the food and wash the dishes after. She wasn't even allowed to eat with her own family? I will not complain about this, but since they called Cinderella's dad a "gentleman", I can not let this slide.
Oh, and, is Cinderella a masochist? Why does she love her family when they don't even treat her like family? She's like sh- to them. MASO. :O
One time, the Royal Family invited everyone to a ball. Of course, Cinderella's step-sisters went. She was left home crying until a fairy godmother appeared. She used magic and turned Cinderella into a princess with a "coach fit for royalty." Her fairy godmother specifically said to get back home BEFORE midnight.
Her step-sisters asked her, "wouldn't you like to go to the ball?" I know that in her situation, it is hard to be honest and just say yes. But, why, then, did she need to lie? Is lying okay because you can't tell the truth? I understand that she couldn't help but cry when they left her alone. But, in the first place, she said she didn't want to come. It's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. Don't say something you don't mean.
She arrives at the court and the prince takes her by the hand. During the dinner, she sat down beside her sisters and gave them some of the "oranges and citrons" that the prince gave her. The clock strikes quarter to 12 and she bids goodbye.
Why the hell didn't the prince ask her name? He's a player. Girls, listen up. If a guy takes you by the hand to wherever nice place there is, but doesn't even ask your name, it is either (one) you are too beautiful he forgot to ask, or (two) he doesn't expect to see you after that night. Player.
Cinderella gave some of the food the prince gives her. Whattabitch. The guy offers you food, you take it then give it to someone else? WHATTHEHECK. And, her sisters. They never realized it was Cinderella, she was technically a stranger, but they ate the food. WHATTHEHECK. Didn't their parents ever told them not to talk to strangers? What more to eat food FROM strangers, right? Cinderella could've easily poisoned them. She should have.
There was another ball the next day. Cinderella asked Charlotte to lend her a dress. Charlotte is not out of her mind. BUT, Cinderella IS happy she didn't get what she asked for. The sisters went to the ball again, and so did Cinderella. The prince was beside her all the time, his sweet talk never ceasing. Cinderella almost forgot that she was not to stay out 'til midnight. She left one of her glass slippers while running away.
So, the ball is kind of like clubbing then? Every single night, we party~! Or atleast I hope I did. Anyway. Why the hell did Cinderella ask to borrow clothes from Charlotte, her evil step-sister, expecting she's be rejected, and then be happy she really did got rejected? One answer, ladies and gentlemen. Cinderella is a MASO.
The prince woos Cinderella with his sweet talk but still didn't ask for her name. It is either (one) he was madly in-love with Cinderella's beauty that names didn't matter, (two) he's pretending they already know each other that much, or (three) he knows that Cinderella is a dimwit. Second date, and it's the night after the first, and she didn't notice that the prince never asked for her name? GIRLS, never date guys that don't even know your name. GUYS, don't ever use the "you are so beautiful I forgot to ask for your name" excuse. You'll just be admitting you go for looks.
Honestly, when I was a kid, I saw Disney's version of Cinderella a million times. Yes, I counted. And, I will be honest, I wanted glass slippers, too. But now that I am this old (no, not really, I'm young), I know that shoes with heels aren't comfortable. What more if they are made of glass. How on earth did Cinderella manage to walk, dance, stand, and smile with those uncomfortable shoes? And how, tell me, please, did one of her "slippers" get left behind? So, are those slippers a little loose? I have years of experience with high heels (well, not really), and I don't think I can endure wearing glass slippers (that are cold to the feet and uncomfortable in general) that are loose. The material is hard enough to explain.
The prince announces he would marry she whose foot fits the glass slipper.
OKAY, hold on a sec. I can easily say I want to end up married with Marcgell because I've known him for so long, AND, at least, he is my boyfriend. BUT, I can not believe that a prince would be too tactless to announce such thing because (one) they've seen each other just twice, and (two) they're not even boyfriend-girlfriend. This prince is also so stupid. Did he not know about shoe sizes? There are millions of fives in this world, including me. It is just too unbelievable that Cinderella would be the only one. Oh, right, it did not mention that she was a size 5, but I figured since it's a princess' size, it should be MY size. Hoho~
So, yes. When Cinderella's foot fitted the shoe, she pulls out of her pocket the other slipper. She then marries the prince and they live happily ever after.
I wonder if the prince ever asked her name. :P I wonder if this is the reason why there are a lot of teens my age that elope or do other as crazy things with people that they just met. Maybe these girls also shared a few hours of talking with their princes, who never even bother ask about their names. They just announce themselves in-love and they get into big trouble... or a little trouble that gets bigger in nine months. :|
Where is the sweet little girl in me? =__=;; Why so serious, Wendi? Haish.
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What she doesn't know won't kill her. --Rapunzel
This is so wrong. Tangled really is teaching something bad to kids. Rapunzel promised not to ask to go out of their tower, so, instead, she did not tell her Mother that she will go out. What's worse is, she made her Mom go into a trip. That way, she'll never know, no harm done. NOT. Wait, another wrong turn, she went out with a stranger, a guy, a thief. Come on, Rapunzel. Yes, you are a bad daughter.
When a tree falls down and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? When there is no light, does an object cast a shadow? Doing something bad, even if no one else knows it, doesn't change the fact that you've sinned. And just for the record, when a tree falls downs and nobody is around, it still makes a sound. Dude, Law of Conservation of Energy. :O And when there is no light, I still do wanna know if an object casts a shadow. I still can't think of a good answer.
Yes, yes, I know that "her mother" wasn't really her mother, and that she used Rapunzel, enslaved her even. But still, that young lady should show a little respect.
It gives the wrong idea that what we think is right will always turn out as the right decision. "Follow your heart." It doesn't always end up like Rapunzel's story. In real life, people should take good care of themselves. Be wise, but be nice. AND WE SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO OUR PARENTS. I know that I want to do what my parents tell me. If ever I've been a bad girl, I am sorry. I am trying my best to be a good person... at the same time, I don't want to be boring and antisocial.
Wait, I'm not contradicting myself, am I? Haha.
Anyway, about the movie... it was heart-breaking. It made me cry, funny as it seems. After all that sh- I wrote, right? Haha.
[edit Feb 17] I wrote this yesterday, before I asked my Mom to call. I'm actually okay with it, that my parents won't let me go to the Fair. Srsly. One, it'd be boring if I went out with some of the girls in my corridor since some have their boyfriends and I'm not really close to them. Two, it's too tiring. Three, there's no Eevee. Four, there's no Marcgell. So, fine, I don't wanna go to Love Rage, anyway. BUT NOW, Kuya JC offered TWO FREE Love Rage tickets. TWO. FREE. :| I wanted to take one, but, I chickened out. Well, after posting this, I can't possibly do something against my parents will. And, what, Marcgell's not around. It won't be fun without him. Okay. :) I'm okay now. :) Labels: #cw, %english, `life, into it
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I knew of Lonely Island from the I Just Had Sex music video, and the LIKE A BOSS meme.
Why are they famous?
I watched almost all their videos and I have realized their songs suck. They have great music, mix it shitty lyrics. They have great feats, but the main vocals are just wtf. It's so disturbing.
BUT THEY ARE REALLY FUNNY. OKAY? Bye.
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'Yung nagcoconflict 'yung gusto kong ma-achieve sa gusto kong gawin. Gusto kong pumasa, ayokong mag-aral. LOL
INTO IT: ONE MORE CHANCE
Tatlong beses ko ng napanood ang One More Chance pero ngayon ko lang siya naintindihan. Kasi, dati ang iniisip ko: Putang ina. Bakit naman sila nag-break kung mahal nila ang isa't-isa. Ano bang problema ni Basha? Buti nga concerned na concerned sa kaniya si Popoy. Grabe lang, 'di nalang niya pinagbigyan si Basha para 'di nalang sila naghiwalay? Putang ina naman. Bakit siya nakipag-relasyon kung mahal niya talaga si Basha? Tapos, itong si Basha, makikipag-break tapos iiyak-iyak noong nakapag-move on na si Popoy. Putang ina, ang tanga ng movie na 'to.
Pero, hindi pala.
Iniwan ni Basha si Popoy kasi hindi niya alam kung 'yung ginagawa niya ay dahil gusto n'ya, or dahil alam niya na gusto ni Popoy, or dahil 'yun nga mismo ang sabi ni Popoy. Gusto niyang malaman kung ano ba talaga ang gusto niya sa buhay. Choice niyang malaman kung 'yun ba 'yung gusto niyang future, 'yung kasama si Popoy, or nasanay lang siya dahil sa katagal-tagal na five years din silang magkasama. She was brave enough na ipusta 'yung five years na 'yun para lang malaman 'yung gusto niya.
Si Popoy, hindi agad-agad nakapag-move on, kasi hindi niya naintindihan 'yung reason ni Basha. Ang alam niya lang, sawa na siya, nasasakal na sya. Ang boring niya naman kasi talagang boyfriend, controlling pa. Akala niya kasi 'yung ginagawa niya ay para rin sa ikabubuti nilang dalawa, 'yung lahat planado, practical, at logical.
Nag-snap nalang si Popoy noong dinala ni Basha si Mark. Naisip niyang 'yun na 'yung time mag-move on. Wala namang nangyayari talaga sa pagiging malungkot niya lang. 'Yun bang, kung siya magmo-move on, eh di, ikaw rin. Sa totoo lang, mas maraming taong ganon, makikipag-unahang makahanap ng bago. Competitive kasi talaga by nature ang tao.
Naniniwala ako na minahal niya si Trysha (oh, di ko alam spelling. hahaha). Kasi si Popoy, naisip niya na 'yung type ng person na kailangan niya is 'yung type of person na ginusto niya maging si Basya. Example, 'yung wanting to be spoiled ni Trysha na ayaw naman ni Basya. Tapos, syempre, nag-change in to the person Basha wanted him to be rin sya at the same time. Ganun 'ata talaga after a break up. If you truly loved your ex, maiisip mo 'yung mga dahilan bat kayo naghiwalay, at ia-avoid mo na 'yun. Ia-avoid mo 'yun para di ka na masaktan, at di ka na makasakit.
Ang masama lang, nag-assume si Basha. Dahil alam niyang mahal na mahal siya ni Popoy, akala niya, 'di ito magmo-move on. Eh di, naguho mundo niya nung nalaman niyang may bagong girlfriend na si ex boyfriend. Tsaka niya na-realize kung ano talaga 'yung gusto niya sa buhay. Gusto niya lahat ng meron siya at that moment, plus si Popoy.
Sabi nga ni Crissy (idk the spelling, lol), nangyari 'yun kasi si Basha lang 'yung nag-acknowledge ng problema nila. At nasaktan silang pareho. Pero ang naisip lang kasi ni Popoy, 'yung sarili niya, na nasasaktan siya. Hindi niya naisip agad na, baka nasasaktan din si Basha.
At ayun. Nag-sex sila, tapos okay na. De, joke lang. Nag-heart-to-heart talk naman sila after.
Ang galing.
Note lang, bakit si Basya naka-high-heeled shoes, nasa site. Tangina. Baka mahulog siya!!! Okay na rin na hindi ako naging Engineer. Baka matulad ako sakanya, less poise nga lang, Labels: #drama, #manic, %taglish, `films, `problem, into it
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A/N: In-case I bash either U-KISS or their title tack Neverland, do remember that U-KISS is my number three of three original fandoms. I love U-KISS and Shin DongHo. ♥ I've recently watched Peter Pan (the live action movie, and I must say Peter is so gwapo), Peter Pan: Return to Neverland, and TinkerBell. My idea of Neverland is pirates, treasures, Indians, mermaids, lost boys, fairies, faith, trust, and pixie dust. U-KISS' title track Neverland talks about a fantasy oh so modern. I was shocked. The childhood memories I rebuilt these past few days shattered to pieces. It's about "money, love, fashion, fame". I guess these are the new pirate ships, fairies, mermaids… :( The MV is so dark, macho, scary… yet, sexy. I have to say, girls would seriously go [insert naughty adjective here] over this MV. I know I did. My issues about childhood aside, everything seems okay. This kind of music on U-KISS is new to me, but, they pulled it off. Their outfit, uhm, I'll let it pass. Dongho's bowl cut, is out of place tho. OH! AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING MANLY. I love it. Now, on U-KISS as a group. I never liked Kiseop that much, but, I'm so proud of him. He finally, finally, got his lines. Lots of them, actually. His dancing is still great, too. He's become such a lovely man with such a lovely body. Good job! Soohyun's singing. Fuckyeah. That's it. I just typed Alexander's name, and, well… sad face. Dongho's rapping disturbs me. Why did he become a rapper? Not that there are too many rappers, with Eli and AJ in action. It's just, IDK, peculiar. He wasn't supposed to be a rapper. But then again, not because you weren't supposed to, doesn't mean you can't.
OVERALL: Neverland is right above the city sky, where the DJ puts the music on. We all have to party on. Da-da-dance a little more. Never stop moving to the never ending, blaring music. This is today's youth's fantasy. With sweaty handsome (half naked) Kpop Idols around. Labels: #cw, %english, `fandom, into it
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You guys know how I have issues, right? I srsly care about every little detail.
The cast line-up is great. Allex Pettyfer is freaking handsome, plus the abs multiplies everything to ten. Vanessa Hudgens, she's good. Neil Patrick Harris, he's awesome.
The story is, obviously, supposedly, modern Beauty and the Beast. Except, sometimes I wonder if who's who. KIDDING!
Lindy, Vanessa's character, is really selfish. She complains about her Dad a lot. She wants to be rid of her annoying Dad. Well, that's the message I got. And, I'm like, really? This is how the world sees the modern Belle? An ungrateful bitch? And, isn't her character supposed to be smart? The only proof she's smart was when she said she had a scholarship. Actually, she can get a scholarship for being a beggar. But, I'm sure that's not it.
And then there's this tiny line about missing school, which doesn't always mean missing having class and learning.
Couldn't they just let her like books instead of roses? I believe girls my age love books. Yes, I like roses and other flowers, but I prefer books. This movie's modern Belle is too girly, and not too smart. But, I guess, that's because her name's beauty, and not intellect.
Kyle, Alex's(?) character, is a little too nice, no? No, wait. Let's do this character on character.
to his Dad: too nice. He's sad about him not being around, but, no, he just wants attention and love that's pure. He doesn't order his Dad to be there. He just sits and waits. He's nice.
to the housekeeper and teacher: fairly nice. He screams when he complains. He complains. He's got a wide vocab on profanities. But he doesn't harass them. He tells them to do things that are in their job description. He's okay.
to Lindy: niiice~! Even before he transformed into a beast, he was flirting with her. He's nice.
to Kendra: bitch-ass mean.
So, is he really mean or not? Yes, he is arrogant, and a total ass, but, just to ugly people, right? Whew. I'm safe. Anyway, again, he should have had a little more temper to build up tension. All he did was complain, really: Not really scary or beast-like at all. But, maybe this means the modern Beast is arrogant, stuck-up, vain… but doesn't always mean harm to anyone? Does this mean, even if you're kind, if you're arrogant, you're still in the Beast category. I'm in the Beast category then? I'm a little bit confused. I refuse to just accept that he is a beast.
The romance in this movie is inappropriate. Again, this is modern Beauty and the Beast. I give them credit for trying to revive romance with long hand written love letter, poetry, flowers… Oh, and I love the part where he tries to buy her with expensive things, ends up with nothing; then he buys her with food, they end up friends. That one, my friends, is true. LOL. Kidding!
But, wait, the inappropriate part! I keep lagging. He takes her to the zoo. At night. When the zoo is closed. THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC. BUT THAT CERTAINLY IS TRESPASSING. Are you guys mental? Trespassing is illegal, it is a crime! NEVER BREAK INTO A ZOO.
And if we rewind, Kyle stalks Lindy. He knows where she lives. If you, dude, are taken aback with her beauty and whatnot, do not just follow her to her house, watch her from the ally, watch her buy coffee, visit her page all the fucking time you're online… Why not try talk to her? Yes, knowing what they're doing, what they're thinking is very much crucial to your life. But, srsly, do not stalk. It is not good.
This is not the modern love story. Trespassing is not romantic. Stalking is not romantic. :|
BUT, my issues aside, the movie was a great and fun way to spend some time. :))
Labels: #cw, %english, `life, into it
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[original tiltle: I'll Walk to Hell with Glass Slippers]
I was reading The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault. Yes, I read or watch when I'm bored. I am for art and not for calculating velocities and forces. Anyways, the first story is everyone's favorite. Well, atleast I know we're all familiar with Cinderella, or the Little Glass Slipper. And, here I am again, being a "hater", being an "anti-fan". I have issues with fairy tales, I noticed. I will not stop myself and share my thoughts. Worship me, World.
This is the whole truth behind Cinderella's story...
Cinderella is actually a rich kid with a greedy step-mother and step sisters. Her dad is still alive. He just let Cinderella be a slave. Whattadad. Anyway, she was turned into an all-around maid, and she stayed nice to everyone.
What kind of a gentleman, as it was written in the story, would marry someone who was obviously a witch? He is Cinderella's father. He who was supposedly a gentleman let her suffer. He let her prepare the food and wash the dishes after. She wasn't even allowed to eat with her own family? I will not complain about this, but since they called Cinderella's dad a "gentleman", I can not let this slide.
Oh, and, is Cinderella a masochist? Why does she love her family when they don't even treat her like family? She's like sh- to them. MASO. :O
One time, the Royal Family invited everyone to a ball. Of course, Cinderella's step-sisters went. She was left home crying until a fairy godmother appeared. She used magic and turned Cinderella into a princess with a "coach fit for royalty." Her fairy godmother specifically said to get back home BEFORE midnight.
Her step-sisters asked her, "wouldn't you like to go to the ball?" I know that in her situation, it is hard to be honest and just say yes. But, why, then, did she need to lie? Is lying okay because you can't tell the truth? I understand that she couldn't help but cry when they left her alone. But, in the first place, she said she didn't want to come. It's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep. Don't say something you don't mean.
She arrives at the court and the prince takes her by the hand. During the dinner, she sat down beside her sisters and gave them some of the "oranges and citrons" that the prince gave her. The clock strikes quarter to 12 and she bids goodbye.
Why the hell didn't the prince ask her name? He's a player. Girls, listen up. If a guy takes you by the hand to wherever nice place there is, but doesn't even ask your name, it is either (one) you are too beautiful he forgot to ask, or (two) he doesn't expect to see you after that night. Player.
Cinderella gave some of the food the prince gives her. Whattabitch. The guy offers you food, you take it then give it to someone else? WHATTHEHECK. And, her sisters. They never realized it was Cinderella, she was technically a stranger, but they ate the food. WHATTHEHECK. Didn't their parents ever told them not to talk to strangers? What more to eat food FROM strangers, right? Cinderella could've easily poisoned them. She should have.
There was another ball the next day. Cinderella asked Charlotte to lend her a dress. Charlotte is not out of her mind. BUT, Cinderella IS happy she didn't get what she asked for. The sisters went to the ball again, and so did Cinderella. The prince was beside her all the time, his sweet talk never ceasing. Cinderella almost forgot that she was not to stay out 'til midnight. She left one of her glass slippers while running away.
So, the ball is kind of like clubbing then? Every single night, we party~! Or atleast I hope I did. Anyway. Why the hell did Cinderella ask to borrow clothes from Charlotte, her evil step-sister, expecting she's be rejected, and then be happy she really did got rejected? One answer, ladies and gentlemen. Cinderella is a MASO.
The prince woos Cinderella with his sweet talk but still didn't ask for her name. It is either (one) he was madly in-love with Cinderella's beauty that names didn't matter, (two) he's pretending they already know each other that much, or (three) he knows that Cinderella is a dimwit. Second date, and it's the night after the first, and she didn't notice that the prince never asked for her name? GIRLS, never date guys that don't even know your name. GUYS, don't ever use the "you are so beautiful I forgot to ask for your name" excuse. You'll just be admitting you go for looks.
Honestly, when I was a kid, I saw Disney's version of Cinderella a million times. Yes, I counted. And, I will be honest, I wanted glass slippers, too. But now that I am this old (no, not really, I'm young), I know that shoes with heels aren't comfortable. What more if they are made of glass. How on earth did Cinderella manage to walk, dance, stand, and smile with those uncomfortable shoes? And how, tell me, please, did one of her "slippers" get left behind? So, are those slippers a little loose? I have years of experience with high heels (well, not really), and I don't think I can endure wearing glass slippers (that are cold to the feet and uncomfortable in general) that are loose. The material is hard enough to explain.
The prince announces he would marry she whose foot fits the glass slipper.
OKAY, hold on a sec. I can easily say I want to end up married with Marcgell because I've known him for so long, AND, at least, he is my boyfriend. BUT, I can not believe that a prince would be too tactless to announce such thing because (one) they've seen each other just twice, and (two) they're not even boyfriend-girlfriend. This prince is also so stupid. Did he not know about shoe sizes? There are millions of fives in this world, including me. It is just too unbelievable that Cinderella would be the only one. Oh, right, it did not mention that she was a size 5, but I figured since it's a princess' size, it should be MY size. Hoho~
So, yes. When Cinderella's foot fitted the shoe, she pulls out of her pocket the other slipper. She then marries the prince and they live happily ever after.
I wonder if the prince ever asked her name. :P I wonder if this is the reason why there are a lot of teens my age that elope or do other as crazy things with people that they just met. Maybe these girls also shared a few hours of talking with their princes, who never even bother ask about their names. They just announce themselves in-love and they get into big trouble... or a little trouble that gets bigger in nine months. :|
Where is the sweet little girl in me? =__=;; Why so serious, Wendi? Haish.
Labels: #cw, %english, `life, into it
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What she doesn't know won't kill her. --Rapunzel
This is so wrong. Tangled really is teaching something bad to kids. Rapunzel promised not to ask to go out of their tower, so, instead, she did not tell her Mother that she will go out. What's worse is, she made her Mom go into a trip. That way, she'll never know, no harm done. NOT. Wait, another wrong turn, she went out with a stranger, a guy, a thief. Come on, Rapunzel. Yes, you are a bad daughter.
When a tree falls down and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? When there is no light, does an object cast a shadow? Doing something bad, even if no one else knows it, doesn't change the fact that you've sinned. And just for the record, when a tree falls downs and nobody is around, it still makes a sound. Dude, Law of Conservation of Energy. :O And when there is no light, I still do wanna know if an object casts a shadow. I still can't think of a good answer.
Yes, yes, I know that "her mother" wasn't really her mother, and that she used Rapunzel, enslaved her even. But still, that young lady should show a little respect.
It gives the wrong idea that what we think is right will always turn out as the right decision. "Follow your heart." It doesn't always end up like Rapunzel's story. In real life, people should take good care of themselves. Be wise, but be nice. AND WE SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO OUR PARENTS. I know that I want to do what my parents tell me. If ever I've been a bad girl, I am sorry. I am trying my best to be a good person... at the same time, I don't want to be boring and antisocial.
Wait, I'm not contradicting myself, am I? Haha.
Anyway, about the movie... it was heart-breaking. It made me cry, funny as it seems. After all that sh- I wrote, right? Haha.
[edit Feb 17] I wrote this yesterday, before I asked my Mom to call. I'm actually okay with it, that my parents won't let me go to the Fair. Srsly. One, it'd be boring if I went out with some of the girls in my corridor since some have their boyfriends and I'm not really close to them. Two, it's too tiring. Three, there's no Eevee. Four, there's no Marcgell. So, fine, I don't wanna go to Love Rage, anyway. BUT NOW, Kuya JC offered TWO FREE Love Rage tickets. TWO. FREE. :| I wanted to take one, but, I chickened out. Well, after posting this, I can't possibly do something against my parents will. And, what, Marcgell's not around. It won't be fun without him. Okay. :) I'm okay now. :) Labels: #cw, %english, `life, into it
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