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Saturday, June 14, 2014 @ 7:27:00 AM
Maleficent Movie Review (SPOILER ALERT).

First of all, I would like to say that I totally loved the Disney animated movie of Sleeping Beauty. I've seen it numerous times, and I believe I have enough idea of what each character's personality is. Growing up, I have also read some adaptations. In my opinion, I have enough background of how evil Maleficent is.

She has always been portrayed as the baddest bitch in the fairy land. She crashes parties. She curses babies. She grows thorny shit everywhere 'cause you shall not pass. She breaks the land so you'll fall to your death trying to pass. I told you, you shall not pass. She becomes a dragon for fucks sake. She's the most evil villain in my childhood, even eviler than Voldemort (who's secretly gay, I swear).

But, the movie, surprisingly by Disney, portrayed Maleficent as confused and bitter. I didn't like how the story went, I was so confused and disappointed. It may have been because I've seen the old animated film, but me and my brother were WTF-ing the whole time.

WTF moments:
1. When Maleficent cursed the baby Aurora into an unending sleep.
WHAAAT?! Why would she go so soft on her betraying lover's precious innocent daughter?! She should not have held back, and just said YOU WILL DIE YOU FUCK.
2. When Maleficent added that Aurora will wake up to true love's kiss, and then looked at Stephen like "you know, 'cause there's no such thing as true love"
Why should they portray Maleficent as a bitter ex lover? She should just have been angry and destructive. I mean, I acknowledge that in the background story, he betrayed her, mutilated her. But, can't she just be mean to him without saying 'cause you broke my heart.
3. The three fairies
Because they were portrayed as careless and simply silly. Aurora went running to godknowswhere, and they never suspect a thing.
4. Maleficent takes care of Aurora. She tries to take the curse back. She wakes Aurora up with her kiss.
The queen of evil should have a heart of stone. End of story.
5. Maleficent does not transform into a dragon.
Just. No.

Good point of the movie:
1. Great acting
2. Great effects
3. Nice background story.
4. I finally know what that crow is.

Overall, I still like the classic story of an evil fairy trying to kill a baby. That is all. OKbye.


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Sunday, October 7, 2012 @ 9:36:00 PM
ang gulo ng isipan ko (edited).

'Yung nagcoconflict 'yung gusto kong ma-achieve sa gusto kong gawin. Gusto kong pumasa, ayokong mag-aral. LOL

INTO IT: ONE MORE CHANCE
Tatlong beses ko ng napanood ang One More Chance pero ngayon ko lang siya naintindihan. Kasi, dati ang iniisip ko: Putang ina. Bakit naman sila nag-break kung mahal nila ang isa't-isa. Ano bang problema ni Basha? Buti nga concerned na concerned sa kaniya si Popoy. Grabe lang, 'di nalang niya pinagbigyan si Basha para 'di nalang sila naghiwalay? Putang ina naman. Bakit siya nakipag-relasyon kung mahal niya talaga si Basha? Tapos, itong si Basha, makikipag-break tapos iiyak-iyak noong nakapag-move on na si Popoy. Putang ina, ang tanga ng movie na 'to.

Pero, hindi pala.

Iniwan ni Basha si Popoy kasi hindi niya alam kung 'yung ginagawa niya ay dahil gusto n'ya, or dahil alam niya na gusto ni Popoy, or dahil 'yun nga mismo ang sabi ni Popoy. Gusto niyang malaman kung ano ba talaga ang gusto niya sa buhay. Choice niyang malaman kung 'yun ba 'yung gusto niyang future, 'yung kasama si Popoy, or nasanay lang siya dahil sa katagal-tagal na five years din silang magkasama. She was brave enough na ipusta 'yung five years na 'yun para lang malaman 'yung gusto niya.

Si Popoy, hindi agad-agad nakapag-move on, kasi hindi niya naintindihan 'yung reason ni Basha. Ang alam niya lang, sawa na siya, nasasakal na sya. Ang boring niya naman kasi talagang boyfriend, controlling pa. Akala niya kasi 'yung ginagawa niya ay para rin sa ikabubuti nilang dalawa, 'yung lahat planado, practical, at logical.

Nag-snap nalang si Popoy noong dinala ni Basha si Mark. Naisip niyang 'yun na 'yung time mag-move on. Wala namang nangyayari talaga sa pagiging malungkot niya lang. 'Yun bang, kung siya magmo-move on, eh di, ikaw rin. Sa totoo lang, mas maraming taong ganon, makikipag-unahang makahanap ng bago. Competitive kasi talaga by nature ang tao.

Naniniwala ako na minahal niya si Trysha (oh, di ko alam spelling. hahaha). Kasi si Popoy, naisip niya na 'yung type ng person na kailangan niya is 'yung type of person na ginusto niya maging si Basya. Example, 'yung wanting to be spoiled ni Trysha na ayaw naman ni Basya. Tapos, syempre, nag-change in to the person Basha wanted him to be rin sya at the same time. Ganun 'ata talaga after a break up. If you truly loved your ex, maiisip mo 'yung mga dahilan bat kayo naghiwalay, at ia-avoid mo na 'yun. Ia-avoid mo 'yun para di ka na masaktan, at di ka na makasakit.

Ang masama lang, nag-assume si Basha. Dahil alam niyang mahal na mahal siya ni Popoy, akala niya, 'di ito magmo-move on. Eh di, naguho mundo niya nung nalaman niyang may bagong girlfriend na si ex boyfriend. Tsaka niya na-realize kung ano talaga 'yung gusto niya sa buhay. Gusto niya lahat ng meron siya at that moment, plus si Popoy.

Sabi nga ni Crissy (idk the spelling, lol), nangyari 'yun kasi si Basha lang 'yung nag-acknowledge ng problema nila. At nasaktan silang pareho. Pero ang naisip lang kasi ni Popoy, 'yung sarili niya, na nasasaktan siya. Hindi niya naisip agad na, baka nasasaktan din si Basha.

At ayun. Nag-sex sila, tapos okay na. De, joke lang. Nag-heart-to-heart talk naman sila after.

Ang galing.

Note lang, bakit si Basya naka-high-heeled shoes, nasa site. Tangina. Baka mahulog siya!!! Okay na rin na hindi ako naging Engineer. Baka matulad ako sakanya, less poise nga lang,

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Monday, May 7, 2012 @ 3:50:00 AM
Crazy.

I may be going crazy, watching Star Wars and preparing for DotA and shit. :| And I haven't finished Charade by Sandra Brown yet. There's Game of Thrones, too. I'm way behind Revenge and Glee, too.

Too many things I want to do, so little time.

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