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Sunday, May 1, 2011 @ 2:03:00 AM
Into It: Beastly.

You guys know how I have issues, right? I srsly care about every little detail.

The cast line-up is great. Allex Pettyfer is freaking handsome, plus the abs multiplies everything to ten. Vanessa Hudgens, she's good. Neil Patrick Harris, he's awesome.

The story is, obviously, supposedly, modern Beauty and the Beast. Except, sometimes I wonder if who's who. KIDDING!

Lindy, Vanessa's character, is really selfish. She complains about her Dad a lot. She wants to be rid of her annoying Dad. Well, that's the message I got. And, I'm like, really? This is how the world sees the modern Belle? An ungrateful bitch? And, isn't her character supposed to be smart? The only proof she's smart was when she said she had a scholarship. Actually, she can get a scholarship for being a beggar. But, I'm sure that's not it.
And then there's this tiny line about missing school, which doesn't always mean missing having class and learning.
Couldn't they just let her like books instead of roses? I believe girls my age love books. Yes, I like roses and other flowers, but I prefer books. This movie's modern Belle is too girly, and not too smart. But, I guess, that's because her name's beauty, and not intellect.

Kyle, Alex's(?) character, is a little too nice, no? No, wait. Let's do this character on character.
to his Dad: too nice. He's sad about him not being around, but, no, he just wants attention and love that's pure. He doesn't order his Dad to be there. He just sits and waits. He's nice.
to the housekeeper and teacher: fairly nice. He screams when he complains. He complains. He's got a wide vocab on profanities. But he doesn't harass them. He tells them to do things that are in their job description. He's okay.
to Lindy: niiice~! Even before he transformed into a beast, he was flirting with her. He's nice.
to Kendra: bitch-ass mean.
So, is he really mean or not? Yes, he is arrogant, and a total ass, but, just to ugly people, right? Whew. I'm safe. Anyway, again, he should have had a little more temper to build up tension. All he did was complain, really: Not really scary or beast-like at all. But, maybe this means the modern Beast is arrogant, stuck-up, vain… but doesn't always mean harm to anyone? Does this mean, even if you're kind, if you're arrogant, you're still in the Beast category. I'm in the Beast category then? I'm a little bit confused. I refuse to just accept that he is a beast.

The romance in this movie is inappropriate. Again, this is modern Beauty and the Beast. I give them credit for trying to revive romance with long hand written love letter, poetry, flowers… Oh, and I love the part where he tries to buy her with expensive things, ends up with nothing; then he buys her with food, they end up friends. That one, my friends, is true. LOL. Kidding!
But, wait, the inappropriate part! I keep lagging. He takes her to the zoo. At night. When the zoo is closed. THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC. BUT THAT CERTAINLY IS TRESPASSING. Are you guys mental? Trespassing is illegal, it is a crime! NEVER BREAK INTO A ZOO.
And if we rewind, Kyle stalks Lindy. He knows where she lives. If you, dude, are taken aback with her beauty and whatnot, do not just follow her to her house, watch her from the ally, watch her buy coffee, visit her page all the fucking time you're online… Why not try talk to her? Yes, knowing what they're doing, what they're thinking is very much crucial to your life. But, srsly, do not stalk. It is not good.
This is not the modern love story. Trespassing is not romantic. Stalking is not romantic. :|


BUT, my issues aside, the movie was a great and fun way to spend some time. :))

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