How to Write Your Suicide Note
- Make sure you’re (still) alive and able to write the note to the last word.
- If you’re writing the note in advance, don’t write any date yet. Don’t forget to write the date before you cut your pulse or hang yourself.
- Don’t write any greetings!!! It’s a SUICIDE note for crying out loud!
- Tell (meaning write, or better, list) the reasons why you ended your stupid life. Blame anybody (but I suggest you blame everybody. Enumerate!) you know. Tell how they contributed to your lame life!
- Say thanks to those who loved you (if any).
- Apologize to those people you’ve hurt, but only if you’re sincere.
- Tell the people you love how much you’ll miss them (and make sure you mean it!).
- Sign with your name (Full, Gangsta, Nick, Trasher, and all kinds of names), a few drops of blood (or tears or sweat), and both thumbs print (use blood for ink).
Additional Note: It’s nice if posted on a wall, or on top of your cold, dead body. But it’s better if e-mailed to everybody… even to those you don’t know. You’ll have a bonus 30 seconds of fame!
Another Note: Don’t make a suicide note if you’re not going to commit suicide!!!
Labels: #cw, %english, `death, `life, suicidal
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How to Write Your Suicide Note
- Make sure you’re (still) alive and able to write the note to the last word.
- If you’re writing the note in advance, don’t write any date yet. Don’t forget to write the date before you cut your pulse or hang yourself.
- Don’t write any greetings!!! It’s a SUICIDE note for crying out loud!
- Tell (meaning write, or better, list) the reasons why you ended your stupid life. Blame anybody (but I suggest you blame everybody. Enumerate!) you know. Tell how they contributed to your lame life!
- Say thanks to those who loved you (if any).
- Apologize to those people you’ve hurt, but only if you’re sincere.
- Tell the people you love how much you’ll miss them (and make sure you mean it!).
- Sign with your name (Full, Gangsta, Nick, Trasher, and all kinds of names), a few drops of blood (or tears or sweat), and both thumbs print (use blood for ink).
Additional Note: It’s nice if posted on a wall, or on top of your cold, dead body. But it’s better if e-mailed to everybody… even to those you don’t know. You’ll have a bonus 30 seconds of fame!
Another Note: Don’t make a suicide note if you’re not going to commit suicide!!!
Labels: #cw, %english, `death, `life, suicidal
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The cat loves to purr, and meow, and hiss. She's a very noisy cat, obviously. Kitty loves to sleep, next to her love for food. Food she loves include pizza, pasta, crepes, pancakes, cakes, milktea,burgers, etc. She loves being worshipped. Bow down to me!!! She loves cuddles, unless we're not close, eew don't touch me freak.
This kitty is in-love with a non-reacting bunny. He's always acting cool, and fails at it. He is crazy and loves computers.
This is still pretty much under construction; hence the emptiness.
Adopted Trees.
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